|
Family/Home -
Children & School
|
- The fire brigade and ambulance response times
- A 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
- The motor on a ceiling fan is not strong enough to rotate a 3 stone boy wearing underwear and a superman cape.
- A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4” deep.
- Lego will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old but Duplo won’t.
- No matter how much Gelatine you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water (and the pool filter doesn’t like Gelatine).
- Sheets do not make good parachutes.
- Always look in the oven before turning it on.
- A good sense of humour will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately, mostly in retrospect).
|
